Dandy's Sung to the Tune of...


Title:
Our Frodo lives over the ocean
Good Night at the Pony
Pony Board Kicks
Pony-OO
Peter Jackson's Hocus Pocus Ring Song
Somethings wrong on the Pony board today
The Hobbit Crash
Pony Man
Fans from the Pony
Hang on Frodo
The Ring's On the Table
The Grey Havens
To the Tune of:
My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
(unknown)
Lust
Candy-O
Hokey Pokey
May Be a Price to Pay
Monster Mash
Piano Man
Rock and Roll Band
Sloopy
Cat's in the Cradle
Against All Odds


Our Frodo lives over the ocean
To the tune of My Bonnie Lies over the ocean..

Our Frodo lives over the ocean
Our Frodo dwells over the sea.
Our Frodo lives over the ocean
Oh please bring back Poor Frodo to me.

Bring back, oh bring back
Bring back poor Frodo to me, to me
Bring back, oh bring back
Bring back poor Frodo to me, to me

- DandyB

Goldberry bursts into tears and runs crying from the room.
DandyB chokes and then burst into tears and follows her out.


Good Night at the Pony
As performed by Dandy and the Ponytails.. (Halavana, Ghostwood, Goldenberry, LithyQ, DesertElf, Icarus, and Rosie(moderator))

Hello Friends don't be afraid. Jump onto the hit parade.
Add & away we go. Add a line, let your poet show.
Keep in line and add to this post...
Keep it rhyming... and I'll be your host
Sorry, my rhyming ability just gave up the ghost.

No! Wait! I'll do better!
Don't toss me out like the muu that's wetter!
((((Ghosties back)))...hurrah hurray ...
hoping he will stay and play.

Yes I'm here, my date is done,
you may all begin with the cheer and fun ;oD.
That's the way...you've got the guist....
add another to the list. ...

I've gone away, I'm not a ghost,
I'll see you later, in another post
She was here and she'll be back...
with a brand new song if that we lack...

The Pony is really jumpin' tonite!
The muu muus are a marvelous sight!
Dancing, spinning, mambo reel.
I think I like that Pony feel.

Icarus came he wanted to dance...
so into the Pony he did prance ...
But his kilt he would not wear.
So Rosie made his posts disappear.

Well truth is known as she said before.
She couldn't play favorites on the pony dance floor.
So harsh are you.
At least I have my Skein Dhu!

So much fun, what would we do
without a kilt dancer like Garoc and you
Out of the fountain and into the Pony
Just so he could also dance with Dandy!

Rosie where are you my dear?
Have a cup of Pony Cheer.
From the pony she was jerked,
when her hubby came home from work.

Rosie, Posy puddin & pie.
Hugs us all & makes us try.
When Turgon comes on to play,
Rosie, Posy runs away.

Bartender, bartender, hear my plea!
I need a cup of hot jasmine green tea!
Here's your tea. Now don't you spill it.
or else I'll have to get Primula to refill it.

Thanks kindly Dandy, your tea is the best.
Namarie all, now I need a rest. :^)
Enjoy your tea. And enjoy your rest...
Playing in the Pony is simply the best.

I must away, can't stay to play.
But I'll be back tomorrow day.
AAAAaaaaaaaaa (that rhymes all by itself!).
Fare thee well, my DesertElf! :-)

This rhyming's spinning my poor head!
Namarie, I'm off to bed!
Good night ((lithy-que)) you did so well....
tomorrow we'll weave another spell.

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin,
Into the Pony came happily trippin'
They saw all the fun and cried what a lark!
Here we can party til way after dark!

The hobbits are here and Dandy is flippin'.
&. Frodo-clone does some fancy slippin'.
It is quite fun...oh man look at the clock...
Pretty soon we'll be waking up Garoc...

Well its long overdue...My Frodo is waiting...
To bed I retire.... no more contemplating..........
Good NiTe ...
Sleep TiTe..

- Dandy

Pony Board Kicks
Sung to the tune of the Lust for Kicks By The Cars...

Ar'bee's got Gollum sneakers
Rhi's got a Hobbit purse
He's got his Ghosty flickers
Balrog's got it worse

They're crazy about each other
Like poor misplaced Lith
They're glad to see each other
and they blame it all on Pony Board kicks
Yeah they blame it all on Pony Board kicks

Dandy's her own dumb waiter
Prim sings one fell swoop
'Berry gets around to it later
Fool fer Took drinks goop

They're crazy about each other
Like poor misplaced Lith
They're glad to see other
and they blame it all on Pony Board kicks
Yeah they blame it all on Pony Board kicks

Arwenblooms a hit parader
Isil cycle rides
VC likes to masquerade her
Toe tells her spies

They're crazy about each other
Like a misplaced Niph
They're glad to see each other
and they blame it all on Pony Board kicks
Yeah they blame it all on Pony Board kicks

- Dandy

Pony-OO
More Cars...Candy-O this time.

Pony-OO I need you
Muu'muu dress, Power Rings
Pony-OO I need you so
Would you let me in

Purple Goo, assorted stars
Disco lights, silly string
and all to prove, Elwens on the groove
And vanishing

Pony-OO, I need you so
The Aiyia of night, distract yourself
Obstacles are housework
Goo-goo EYES
Redbeards ties
Its just a quirk

Distant friends to see you through
All the same, in the end
Peculiar stars, thats who we are

Do you have to win

- Dandy

Peter Jackson's Hocus Pocus Ring Song..
To the Hokey-Pokey tune

You dance Frodo in
You dance Frodo out
You dance Gandalf in
and vanish Bilbo out
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
That's what its all about.

You ride the black riders in
You ride Gandalf out
You ride Saruman in
and 4 hobbits all run out
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You bring Aragorn in
you bring Barliman out
you bring Bill the Pony in
and Sam is more about.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You ride the wraiths in
You ride the wraiths out
You ride the wraiths in
and Frodo's stabbed enroute
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You shine Arwen in
Leave Glorfindal out
you ride Arwen in
and Frodo's no longer stout.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You bring Elrond in
don't leave Boromir out
you bring Leggo in
and Gimili starts to shout.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You fly the crows in
You drop the wolves out
You fly the snows in
And shake the mount about.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You lead Moria in and
Don't leave the Watcher out
Who grabs Mr. Frodo's leg
And shakes him all about
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You run the orcs in
You run Bill the Pony out
You run the cave troll in
Who tries to take Frodo out.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You show the Balrog in
You show the orcs out
You throw the Balrog and Gandalf in
Now the Fellowships a rout
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You shine Galadrial in
You shine the mirror out
You shine the Eye in
And then the Ring comes out.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

You bring Boromir's desire in
You bring Aragorn's out
You bring the fellowship to ruin
And Frodo and Sam must get out.
You do that to poor Frodo
and it turns him inside out
Thats what its all about.

Yes, that's what its all about.

- Dandy

Sung To: May be a Price to Pay (by Alan Parson's Project)

Somethings wrong on the Pony board today
While the Moderators slept the surfers decided to play
Somethings wrong on the Pony board today
Somethings been going on maybe a price to play..

Theres evil brewing, Dandy's out of control
and Prim's helpless, she can't put it right
something like OG is possessing a troll
and its cold in the heat of the night.

Somethings wrong on the Pony board today
While Ghostwood slept the spongers decides to play
While the Moderators slept the surfers decided to play
might be too much fun or to much of something ::cough couch:: in the air
Whatevers happening Niphandrl can only stop and stare

Theres evil brewing, Dandy's out of control
and Prim's helpless, she can't put it right
something like OG is possessing a troll
and its cold in the heat of the night.

Somethings wrong on the Pony board today
Somethings been going on maybe a price to play..

- Dandy

The Hobbit Crash
To the tune of 'Monster Mash'

I was trimming the verge late one night
When my ears overheard a terrible fright
About a darklord and ring and worlds demise
and suddenly, to my surprise

(there was a crash) There was a loud crash
(such a loud crash) it was a window smash
(there was a crash) the desk was full a trash
(there was a crash) There was a loud crash

From my position in Maggots field of feast
at the Masters side to say the least
Two more hobbits into our story strode
escaping from Mr. Maggots abode

(there was a crash) There was a loud crash
(such a loud crash) It was a hobbit smash
(there was a crash) left them all with a rash
(there was a crash) There was a loud crash

The scene was rocking all were running around
they were escaping from the farmer and his hound
at last to cliffs edge they did arrive
and down the slope they tumble and dive

Two Hobbits were just having a bit of fun
The party complete, a tumble under the sun
Frodo and I took it all in stride
you need to watch out for Merry and Pip'un

And onto the road they fell in a ring
Frodo looks round his heart does a fling
He hustles them away with a hobbit twist.
And says "my that black rider sure looked pi**ed"

(there was a crash) There was a loud crash
(such a loud crash) It was a horsemans bash
(there was a crash) he appeared in a flash
(there was a crash) There was a loud crash

They arrive at bree in one small band
and meet with a guide, who'll lend them a hand
if they can just get to Elronds hallowed sand
the black riders will leave them alone in that land

And they can crash, they can finally crash
they can crash, and sleep alone without lash
they can crash, Gandalf will arrive in flash
they can crash, they can finally crash

I: mmmmmm crashing is goooood.
Frodo: Down Sam, you impetuous young boy
I: crash is goooooood

- Dandy Baggins

Pony Man
Sung to the tune of "Piano Man"

It's nine o'clock on the Pony Board
The evening crowd shuffles in
There's Goldberry sitting next to me
Making magic that comes from within

She says, "Hey D can you throw me a sponge
I'm not sure how this one really goes
But Frodo's so sweet
but Toe said he couldn't compete
With Legolas in muu'muu clothes"

Sing us a song you're a Pony fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood to hear Arabee
And Rhi's got us feeling alright

Now Niph at the bar is a friend of mine
she gets Firi a Root Beer for free
And she's quick with a joke
or to start up the Croakie-oak
and there's no place that she'd rather be

VC says, "Dandy, I believe this is thrilling me"
As a smile comes on to her face
"I'm sure that I could meet me a Legolas
If I could stay onto this place"

Now Ghost is the Texas Sponger King
Who finally made time for a life
and he's talking with Rosie,
who's love Sams toe-sie
And probably will love it for life

And the Balrog is practicing fireworks
As the Aragorns slowly get Throned
Yes they're sharing a wench they call Ar-o-wen
But it's better than wenching alone

Sing us a song you're a Pony fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a Athelia tea
And Ararrat's got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Pony-day
And Decipher gives us a smile
'Cause they know it's for we
that the boards came into be
and so we'd forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a Kareokee
And the microphone smells kinda weird
And they sit at the bar
and put Gimili in a jar
And say "Man what is wrong with your beard?"

Sing us a song you're a Pony fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for Prim's poetry
And Lightpoets got us feeling alright

-Dandy Baggins

Fans from the Pony
To the Tune of ROCK AND ROLL BAND from BOSTON

Well we are just a bunch of fans from The Shire
On the road and trying to make it to Bree
Playing in the Pone'r,
Firi's asleep in the corner
As we practiced singing in the street
For our CM's we didn't pay much money
We paid little more than the regular price
So when we rise up to the rafters
And get ready to sway
We fools fill Pony up with spice

Pony Fans
Niphandrl Waiting
Getting Crazy Fanticipatin'
Sponge and Goo
Sway sway sway
Yea yea yea yea yea yea

Dandy's dances on the bar in the Pony
FFat getting pretty good as a plane
Isil online and doesn't seem to mind
You know her hand is aching from the pain
Livin on lemba's and cold brews
We worry 'bout the fans
who were missin'
when Green Rosie on stage
And gets ready to Sage
we would all hug her & listen

Pony Fans
Goldberry's Waiting
Getting crazy Fanticipatin'
Backpacks and Frodo
Play play play
Yea yea yea yea yea yea

Lurkin' for a week in the Pony
AH_HA stayed too late one night
He strolled up to the bar
should stayed lurkin from afar and said
I think Arwenblooms outtasight
His sign hangs on peg in the corner
You know newbies have great expectations
When they come into stay
You know they've craved Pony reputations

Pony Fans
Arabee's Waiting
Getting crazy Fanticipatin'
Satchels and Berries
Stay Stay Stay
Yea yea yea yea yea yea

- Dandy

Hang on Frodo

Hang on Frodo, Frodo hang on
Hang on Frodo, Frodo hang on

Frodos going to a very bad part of town
Everbody yeah, tries to knock poor Frodo down
Frodo I don't care, whats come over you
Cuz you know Frodo yeah, I'm in love with you

And so I say now
Hang on Frodo, Frodo hang on
Hang on Frodo, Frodo hang on
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Frodo let your ring down yeah
Let it fall down for me
Frodo let your ring down yeah
Let it fall down for me

Come on Frodo (come on come on)
Come on Frodo (come on come on)
well Come on Frodo (come on come on)
well Come on Frodo (come on come on)

- Dandy


The Ring's on the Table
Cats in a Cradle by Cat Stevens


Frodo arrived just the other day,
came to my world from down Brandybuck way,
But there were Gandalf to catch
and Dwarves to pay, he learned about the elves while I was away
He was talking before I knew it
and as he grew
he said I'm going to be like you Cuz,
you know I'm going to be like you.

And the Ring is on the table,
and the silver moon,
Little Eyes Blue,
and "the road goes on" tune,
When you coming home cuz, I don't know when
We'll get together then, lad, you know we'll have a good time then.

The lad turned of age just the other day,
Said thanks for the ring, please don't go away
Will you teach me its use,
I said not today,
I've got a lot to do, he said that's ok
And he walked away and he smiled and he said
You know I'm going to be like you, Cuz,
You know I'm going to be like you.

And the Ring is on the table,
and the silver moon,
Little Eyes Blue,
and "the road goes on" tune,
When you coming home cuz, I don't know when
We'll get together then, lad, you know we'll have a good time then.

He Came to Rivendell just the other day,
so much like me, I just had to say,
I'm proud of you, won't you sit for a while
He shook his head and said without a smile,
What I'm feeling like, Cuz, is to toss away this ring's tease
See you later, can I go now please.

And the Ring is in the fire,
and the silver moon,
Little Eyes Blue,
and "the road goes on" tune,
When you coming home lad, I don't know when
We'll get together then, Cuz, you know we'll have a good time then.

I've long since retired and we'll both sail away
I called him to me the other day
I need to leave you, if you don't mind
He said I'd love to go, do you think the greats would mind
You see the new pain's a hassle and I always feel so blue
And I sure miss talking to you Cuz,
And I sure miss talking to you

And as I hung up my cloak it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me,
my boy was just like me.

And the Ring is in the fire,
and the silver moon,
Little Eyes Blue,
and "the road goes on" tune,
When we coming home cuz, I don't know when
We'll get together then, lad,
you know we'll have a good time then.

You know we'll have a good time then.


The Grey Havens

Against All Odds by Phil Collins

How can I just let you sail away, just let you leave without a trace.
When I stood there taking every breath with you, Frodo.
You're the only one who threw away it all

How can you just sail away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave.
Cause we've shared the burden and the pain, and even shared the tears.
You're the only one who threw away it all

So take the book from me now, cause there's just an empty place.
And there's just Sting, left here to remind me, and the memory of your face.
Take the book from me now, cause there's just an empty place.
And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face.

I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry.
There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why.
You're the only one who could throw it away at all

So take the book from me now, cause there's just an empty place.
And there's just Sting left here to remind me, and the memory of your face.
Take the book from me now, cause there's just an empty place.
But to wait for you, well that's all I can do and that's what I've got to face.

Take a good look at me now, cause I'll still be standing here.
And you coming back to me is against all odds.
That's the chance I've got to take, so

Just take the book from me now..